[voice - filtered to the Winding Way - hackable/poor quality]

[Sophie, as some of you may have heard, is no longer on the Winding Way. She has, in fact, in finest Sophie fashion, managed to bully her way on to the Evil Floating Castle with the children, despite being over twenty, so that she can make sure no harm comes to anyone ( Read more... )

[filtered to the Winding Way - Voice]
We have valuables?

They're going to regret the day they decided to pick on us, the cowardly bullies.

[She shouts at them from the top deck, where she's armed herself with, yes, that good ol' magic frying pan. Pirates beware.]

You hear that, you- you- you bastards!

[Angry Sophie is angry. Also armed, ( Read more... )